Uncensored and via “fake live satellite” (to quote some Jim Kukral Daily Flip parlance, we present spy video and spy pics from the hallways of the Rio.

Note: Please note that these acts are performed by pure amateurs who did not undergo any professional training. Please do not try this at home, or anywhere near beloved household pets…

The Shawn Collins video montage with obligatory pounding bass dance track back:

More photos and videos…

Revving up the Segway’s gyroscope while celebrity pit engineer John “Evil Blogger” Chow looks on.

Amit Mehta tears up the carpet in his Brian Littleton Sweatervest(TM) race attire

John Chow prepares to do his high speed wheelie into a crowd of Affiliate Summit participants. Shawn Collins revised the number of attendees from 2,500 to 2,450 attendees shortly after. A new Guiness record for most number of ambulances at an Affiliate Summit is set.

Schaaf Consulting‘s Brook Schaaf practises his “Drive-By Blessing” technique. ASW attendees report seeing the “monetization light” shortly after.

ASW attendees gasp at the life-like nature of the Madam Tussaud’s wax scale replica of Shawn Collins. The figure will also be displayed at Affiliate Summit East in Boston, MA, August 10-12, 2008.

Here’s a video Joel Comm captured of my time on the Segway.

Also check out Joel’s latest project: TextCastLive.

For more goodness, check out:
Shawn’s post about the Segway at the Affiliate Summit