{"id":143,"date":"2006-10-25T18:12:51","date_gmt":"2006-10-25T10:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whoisandrewwee.com\/143\/how-to-irritate-internet-marketing-copywriter-jo-han-mok\/"},"modified":"2006-10-25T18:12:51","modified_gmt":"2006-10-25T10:12:51","slug":"how-to-irritate-internet-marketing-copywriter-jo-han-mok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/traffic-generation\/how-to-irritate-internet-marketing-copywriter-jo-han-mok\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Irritate Internet Marketing Copywriter Jo Han Mok"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s 3 things you can do to irritate Jo Han:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Tell him he should eat more, cos he&#8217;s losing too much weight.<\/li>\n<li>Tell him you think Americans make better Internet Marketers than Asians.<\/li>\n<li>Or you could what I&#8217;m about to do&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>He just sent me an email to personally  invite me to a <em>private &#8216;closed-door&#8217; workshop <\/em> on <strong>advanced traffic generation strategies<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>I think it should go out to more people, rather than just a specially selected few.<\/p>\n<p>So you might want to think of me either:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Democratiziing the Internet<\/li>\n<li>Being an ass<\/li>\n<li>All of the above<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So I&#8217;m broadcasting the offer, at the risk of being bitch-slapped by Jo Han, because I&#8217;m planning to go for it.<\/p>\n<p>As you know, I practise what I preach, so I&#8217;ll be there among the masses too. (Technically it&#8217;s not a mass, but rather a workshop with 30 participants. A <strong>small mass<\/strong>&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a whole bunch of stuff being given away, including &#8220;over $1997 worth of traffic  generation software that has NOT been released on the market.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jo Han also helpfully offers &#8220;We will NEVER conduct a workshop like this  again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As you know, <strong>never<\/strong> is a very long time.<\/p>\n<p>And you can qualify for the &#8216;Refered by Andrew Wee&#8217; special price of S$397 (roughly equivalent to $250).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve already blocked my seat about half an hour ago.<\/p>\n<p>If you hurry, you might be able to still get one of the limited places by dropping an email to ticket [at] MidasTouchMarketing.com. (<em>Subject to availability<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>Or call the MidasTouchMarketing office at:  (+65) 6836-6636 during office hours to register by phone.<\/p>\n<p>Be sure to mention that you were &#8216;<strong>Refered by Andrew Wee<\/strong>&#8216;.<\/p>\n<p>Else if you pay full price.<\/p>\n<p>And if you forgot to mention my name. Oh well. (It&#8217;s just another day&#8217;s takings, right?)<br \/>\nSee some of you on Saturday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s 3 things you can do to irritate Jo Han: Tell him he should eat more, cos he&#8217;s losing too much weight. Tell him you think Americans make better Internet Marketers than Asians. Or you could what I&#8217;m about to do&#8230; He just sent me an email to personally invite me to a private &#8216;closed-door&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41],"tags":[1782,131,186],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/whoisandrewwee.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}